Maison - Chambres Deux

Sab and I have found a fabulous new apartment, situated above a shoe store, a pattisserie is next door and directly opposite there’s Swarovski’s, what can one say even if we develop a weight problem due to the bakery we’ll have gorgeous looking feet and lobes thus providing distraction from midriff, this little crisis can also be improved on with junior Fire Fighter (this category ‘FF’ shall be expanded on) providing a source of energetic exercise, one must be frugal in what one discards or at the very least recycling should be practiced as you can see potential in all proposition.
The house warming is being delayed due to all the categories of ‘damaged finger’ parties we need to get through first and also a few of the ‘court members’ are away on designated leave and work duties and of course such an important event needs a bit of attention and currently the distraction of wine stopper selection (when you have wine out as often as we do this little devise is seen in public more than Paris Hilton). There’s also the issue of having a chandelier fitted, well one can’t be regal without dangling crystals and with my predilection to shiny objects I wouldn’t feel at home without one and so said necessities of comfortable living must be attended to….yes I know we’re living in times of economic hardship, but can’t someone else take on this burden for a while, it’s ever so boring and requires such discipline I don’t think I’m qualified.
My French has been tested and found wanting – I thought I had pre-ordered 2 baguettes for 6 o’clock, but at time of collection found that my request was for 6 baguettes in 2 hours – not wanting to add conflict with the gorgeous bakery staff (Maree who explained the possibility of ‘reserving ones baguette’ and Aimee who indulges my semi-conscious; finger pointing; 8am on the way home puchases of pastries – of which I usually don’t eat, however, I love the selection of these indulgences and the packaging in which they come, sounds familiar as I pick my men in a not dissimilar way), or create another addiction, especially one involving excess weight, so off to Patrick’s with these fresh temptations (as Patrick is still skiing while yours truly has had her plans for getting her toosh to lift itself off the back of her knees canned, so I figured he could work off the carbs with two down hill runs either on the slopes or in his bed, to my mortification, - ok, it wasn’t mortification, purely circumstance I’ve seen Patrick at both of these activities and must say he cuts well with or without an accomplice), now I’m thinking that perhaps this little bakery mispronounciation has also been conflicting my love life with my latest entertainment, perhaps I’ve been asking junior FF to leave at 2 when I thought I was asking to be entertained by 2….better get this bit of communication sorted otherwise we’re in for a very short affair and one not worthy of script.