By association

S series guy and I are enjoying mutual company, although he has warned if I googled him there may be an incident or two which he would like to explain - no need, google was done within 24 hours of first meeting - what can I say.... a girl needs to know all axe weilding psychos, and we all know my capacity for attracting such quality suitors.   Well reading the googled info I got bored with the same old indictements - just different dates - after all there were about a dozen pages (is that a lot)?? and no beauty tips but I must say S series guy always wore a really nice suit in the press pics and he didn't tell me he was Balkan (where the heck is that & could there be a ceremonial role for Duchess)?

I do hope S series guy has a bit of variety to his repetoir because this could be fun and finished very soon and really what's to explain the court reports are quite detailed (he allegedly said; was allegedly seen in the company of....; has been know to.... blah blah blah)....ok, making mental note to contact my legal representation regarding association laws...bugger, just when I thought I was in for a quiet Summer and imagined floating around local waters with not much to think about apart from eliminating tan lines and matching my sarong to the ever diminishing bikini top - yes, got the crocheted one wet after losing hold of it while on the back of jet ski (had to be removed as it was getting caught in S series guys gold chains).